Kermit Sipping Tea / But That's None of My Business

The format took off in the mid-2010s as people paired a still of Kermit from The Muppets with the phrase “but that’s none of my business,” sometimes shortened on tags as Tea Lizard. The joke structure is simple: top text calls out hypocrisy, pettiness, or a messy situation, and the bottom line delivers faux neutrality.

It spread across Twitter, Facebook, and group chats because it works as a reaction image and as a caption for workplace drama, relationship gossip, or fandom beef—shady, but wrapped in plausible deniability.

kermittea.com and kermitteatime.com can host a fast macro builder: upload or pick the classic Kermit frame, type two lines of text, and export PNG or square crops for Stories. Add “safe for work” prompt packs (office, roommates, group projects) so visitors get usable jokes in one click.

muppetsip.com is a natural home for a browsable gallery of the best captions by theme—dating, jobs, sports—each with short context blurbs for SEO and share cards.

noneofmybiz.com suits a weekly newsletter or RSS: one curated “none of my business” take on a mild internet drama story, with clear satire boundaries and no real-person harassment—positioning the domain as a humor destination rather than a gossip blog.